ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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