Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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