I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Fuck appropriateness.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
