I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
