8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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