oh god the rape fog is back!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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