Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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