I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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