I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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