you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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