I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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