I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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