Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you traded sex for a burrito?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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