i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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