I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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