Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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