If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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