Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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