what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
