This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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