Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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