He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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