Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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