You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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