fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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