Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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