I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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