I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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