You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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