Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He shit in the fireplace
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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