Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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