return my video game
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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