ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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