You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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