why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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