i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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