I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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