Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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