My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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