I'm sorry my penis didn't work
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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