scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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