last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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