Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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