oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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