This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it glows. i had to have it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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