We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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