she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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