I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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