Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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