Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we're making bets on your personal life
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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