so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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