but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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