my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There's always time for handjobs
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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