I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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